Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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