she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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