Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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