No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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