So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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