I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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