Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
This is my gift to your gina
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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