Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
even my farts smell like vagina
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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