Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
If I die, sorry about rent.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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