fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I feel great
I just peed on a car
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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