My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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