ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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