Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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