Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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