Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I love you.
Bad choice
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