p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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