I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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