that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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