wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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