For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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