we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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