SEEEEXXX PLEASE
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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