Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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