i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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