We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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