you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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