Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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