She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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