Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Randomize
