So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
