Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I could fuck to npr.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
