D3 body, D1 cock
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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