I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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