Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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