I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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