Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
from now on my penis is your penis
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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