So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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