I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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