Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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