imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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