How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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