dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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