just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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