what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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