I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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