i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
