it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize