white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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