But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just cropdusted the office
birth control should be required to get into college
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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