I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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