he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Edward fifth and chaser hands
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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