I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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