in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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