I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
