My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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