You can't motorboat a personality
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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