There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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