Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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