She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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