David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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