so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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