O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I don't think brook has ever known best
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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